Aliens Really Exist - Paranormal Evidence
Scientific firsthand evidence of the existence of paranormal activity.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Scientist Alfred Del Just Discovered Alien Subspecies
You are first to witness the newest breakthroug in science. Renowned biologist Alfred Del identified, captured and dissected a live alien in his Massachusets laboratory. I remember my first alien dissection as if it where yesterday. I was walking through a cornfield, when all of a sudden I tripped over a soft and moist alien cadaver. I was so exited I even forgot to mark in my map where I had found it. My friends had just left. We had eaten mashed potatoes and brocoli. When I arrived at my mother's barn I was all sweaty because of the work I had done earlier cleaning up the silo. I reached for my dissection instruments and came ate the cadaver with might, wanting to explore every single part of that magnificent biological creation. After countless hours of cutting, I was at what seemed to resemble the human nervous system. I remembered everything I had learned for my Biology AP exam, so I was able to identify all of his body-parts. When I was done, I consumed what was left of the creature. I needed no evidence. I did not want anyone to find out, as many othef alien encounter persons. I extremely recommend dissecting aliens, it is an activity everyone should experience at least once.
Monday, October 3, 2011
My First Paranormal Experience
When I was about eight years old I went outside to gaze at the stars, when suddenly I heard some noises that appeared to come from the darkness. As I peered at the moon, I saw what seemed to resemble the shape of a watermelon with dark soft red eyes. Without wait, I attempted to run away, but I was paralyzed. The strange being was talking in a strange dialect, similar to indian languages, but for some reason I was able to comprehend every sound. After about four minutes I was alone, slowly recovering from my paralyzing fear. I quickly pulled out my camera and took a picture from a distance, as the strange creature left, leaving behind a strange sensation of awe.
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